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    ‘My love for you burns stronger than a urinary tract infection’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘My wife says I only have 2 faults. 1. I don’t listen…. and some other shit she was ranting about.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘Myrrh smells like shit anyway’ Christmas Card

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    ‘Not Even Bothered’ Greetings Card

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    ‘Oh look it’s your birthday! …and nobody gives a shit!’ Greetings Card

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    ‘Old. So fucking old.’ Greetings Card

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    ‘One day you’re 18, eating what you want, wearing a size 8. The next you’re 30, drinking kale and not looking so clever in today’s outfit.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘People make me feel a bit fucking stabby’ Greetings Card

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    ‘PERFECTLY FUCKING IMPERFECT’ Greetings Card

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    ‘Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Don’t let your wrinkled skin and saggy balls kill your self-esteem.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50

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