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‘My love for you burns stronger than a urinary tract infection’ Greetings Card
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‘My wife says I only have 2 faults. 1. I don’t listen…. and some other shit she was ranting about.’ Greetings Card
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‘Myrrh smells like shit anyway’ Christmas Card
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‘Not Even Bothered’ Greetings Card
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‘Oh look it’s your birthday! …and nobody gives a shit!’ Greetings Card
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‘Old. So fucking old.’ Greetings Card
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‘One day you’re 18, eating what you want, wearing a size 8. The next you’re 30, drinking kale and not looking so clever in today’s outfit.’ Greetings Card
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‘People make me feel a bit fucking stabby’ Greetings Card
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‘PERFECTLY FUCKING IMPERFECT’ Greetings Card
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‘Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Don’t let your wrinkled skin and saggy balls kill your self-esteem.’ Greetings Card
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