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    ‘Happy Valentine’s Day. Just kidding! Go fuck yourself’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘Have you ever met someone who’s the human equivalent of a wet dressing gown sleeve? Happy Birthday.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘Helen. Feisty little fucker is our Helen. Her balls are bigger than her boobs.’ Canvas Cushion Cover

    £12.00
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    ‘Helen. Feisty little fucker is our Helen. Her balls are bigger than her boobs.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘Here’s your Mother’s Day card. Your maxi-pack of Tena Lady Plus will be here tomorrow.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘I am forever buying fucking birthday cards. Here’s yours.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘I bought a new bin today. It made me all excited. Today I realised how fucking pathetic being an adult really is.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘I didn’t know that when you grew up you wanted to be an alcohol loving, people hating fucker with attitude. But here we are.’ Greetings Card

    £3.50
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    ‘I fucking hate birthdays’ Greetings Card

    £3.50

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