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Thank you so much for both this and the Lord Knobington mug – they were bought as a wedding gift and the bride and groom LOVED them! Perfect quality and so well packaged. Will definitely be ordering again VERY soon. Thanks again, Holy Flaps!!

rhijp1984 Another Happy Customer

Love love love these mugs. What a brilliant idea for a gift. Well packaged for delivery and received as described thank you 🙂

Helen Clayton Another Happy Customer

Once shipped, the mugs arrived really quickly and very well wrapped. I can’t actually check them as they’re a gift and I don’t want to unwrap to re-wrap! Thanks also for the obscene gift tag… Much appreciated 🙂

Kirsty Heeler Customer

Beautiful mug!!!!! Love it so much and couldn’t be happier.

Dawn Chrystal Customer

F**king love it!!!! So happy it made it in time for Christmas!!! My mother in law is going to be speechless. Thank you so much. Shannon

Shannon (shanni79) Customer

Brilliant item, fast delivery once order accepted, great communication. Would prefer company logo printed on the bottom but just a suggestion very happy and will definitely buy again. MERRY FLAPPING CHRISTMAS!

Tina (fishtina1983) Customer

We received our Sir Knobington and Lady Cuntington coffee cups yesterday. They are AMAZING!!!! We’ll take a selfie with them and let everyone see it!!! Hang in there we’ll be customers forever!!!

Mike Hammer Customer

Absolutly love you guys…best solution for a gift ever. If you don’t know what to buy a twat, this is your answer!!!

David Taylor Another Happy Customer

I’ve just received my order, it was as magnificent as all the other ones…

Simon Hickey Another Happy Customer